Missing my rule

I feel this

(She left for work 15 minutes ago 😭)

Would probably help if he aimed at the water..

Reminds me of Laurie Anderson’s Sharkey:

And Sharkey says, “Hey, kemosabe! Long time no see"
He says, “Hey sport. You connect the dots. You pick up the pieces"
He says, “You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself and there’s one in each of your eyes.
And they’re doin’ everything I do
Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs
I take a drink and I look in and they’re drinkin’ too
It’s drivin’ me crazy. It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

I don’t get to see my wife again for six months. 😢

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