iiiiiiitttttttttttt

cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/26908785

I was using 3 Firefox browser tabs and it just decided to use 4 gigabytes of memory

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/46242893

In my 25 year career, I have never had to deal with such a garbage software vendor as this one. I don’t want to go on a rant since I have other things to do today and could go on for hours, but here are the highlights:

Crossposted from https://sh.itjust.works/post/55233414

This was in my Cisco training. Unidirectional line break.

cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/25345577

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41246153

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/903026/we-have-a-very-loving-relationship

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/52638369

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/centuriichan/p/817029/i-upgraded-to-windows-11-by-accidentally-pressing-spacebar-on-startup

(Yes, I know it’s supposed to sign them in automatically. It doesn’t always. We’ve got tickets in. What does work every time is signing into Office when prompted.)

Nixie and Larry ain’t buying my bullshit. Not enough whitespace.

I was introduced Simon Travaglia and the BOFH back in the dial up days and always found his BOFH stories amusing to outrageously funny. Hopefully the final story from his first year (1995) of seriously writing the characters and stories can bring some laughs and smiles. Happy holidays!

No matter how much you idiot proof something, life always seems to produce bigger idiots.

Was reading an article on the latest batch of Citrix vulnerabilities, and came across this absolute gem of truth.

Shout out to URTechDotCa who was the only reason I could do this without losing my mind.

I guess now we finally know why Babbage never finished building the Analytical Engine.

cross-posted from https://lemmy.ca/post/53697985

alt textmeme where bossman is shaking the hands of a very confused and bewildered intern, saying “congrats on not having any downtime during the AWS outage”. the intern is labeled: me running all my infrastructure in us-east-2

The red circle was there when I found it, I swear!

transcriptA post in r/mobilerepair which is titled: “I woke up and it was just like this idk”. Attached to it is a picture of half an iphone.

Transcript A picture of Noahs Ark. It has the caption “How I feel Gathering all my files before reinstalling windows"

The future is great.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33700163

TranscriptThe futureistic city meme with the caption: “Society if HP smart app wasnt a complete piece of shit”.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31694647

TranscriptA microsoft store review. It is one star. It says: “Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using Half-ply toilet paper.” It was posted on the fourteenth of december, 2019. It has 211 thumbs ups out of 269. The user has not set a profile picture. Its username is scribbled out.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31525840

“There is new activity”

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31090928

TranscriptA whiteboard drawing. It has a crudely drawn cereal bowel with a bus in it. Around it are stars and spirals (made to signalify its in the universe/space). It says “USB” under it.

C’mon fukers. Ur all ugly.