Commander Asleep

“That’s just because he’s been up all night shitp- I mean, announcing policy changes.”

“Where were these changes announced? I must’ve missed them.”

“Uh… ^{Truth Social…}”

Sleepy Don

Still, it’s probably true. In other countries, 79-year-olds get to retire instead of having to grift.

Obviously this is because he has been working soooo hard

When you have to run for president to avoid jailtime but then you have to sit in on a bunch of meetings you don’t care about.