Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead

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If you press 5 for Finnish it just hangs up the call.

‘FINNISH HIM!’

’Okei, kijiik helvetin ruotsalaiset paskiaiset ijikki klii.’

*Call ended*



Give it another year and when they press 2 they’ll get an angry voice yelling at them in English that “’MURICA IS AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY AND ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE!! LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE OR GET OUT, LOSER!!”

“your location and identification has been noted. Please find the nearest exterior environment and lay down on your stomach. Government help is on the way.”



In a less idiotic timeline, this would have been a hilarious Onion headline.


You can say Spanglish, it’s ok. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Except Spanglish is usually used for blended English/Spanish.

Erm, I’ve always heard it used pejoratively to describe “broken” English-Spanish, not “blended”. 🙇🏽‍♂️

FWIW, I was being sardonic, not promoting toxic bullshit. To be clear. Don’t use “Spanglish” IRL on my account, please. 😅




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Many years ago I was in Latin America with two other English speakers, one who spoke Spanish well, and the third kept asking for translations…"Steve, Steve, how do I say “box”? Boxo. “Steve, Steve, how do I say “gas cap”? Capo. That went on for a while.



This is hilarious. I work on translation software and know exactly what’s wrong. They’ve selected a spanish voice, but not translated the content to spanish. I was playing around with these settings in our software and produced exactly this result.

It’d be hilarious if you could choose that as an option. I’d like to pick between a hundred different accents. lol

You can do this with a good deal of TTS programs.

It can be very funny to give a paragraph in English to a Portuguese or Japanese or French TTS model.

Back in the 80s, my dad worked with telephone testing equipment and had reason to bring home a DecTalk. I spent so much time fucking around with that thing. Typing things like “sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit” was so hilarious. I’d write entire scripts.

I guess the tech is to the point now where I could lose days to it now. lol.

I’m a bit younger, but early Ventrilo had a TTS that basically was so bad, and so easy to spam and break with nonsense that servers would either have it totally turned off, or kick/ban you if you spammed soi soi soi or something.

… And then of course…. there was that one time John Madden made it to the Moon…

Or…. you can turn it into music:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9vXGlaNKg0

I… guess you could call that TTS acapella?






🤣 priceless!

You know there are vibe coders who don’t even try to run the code before uploading it. Apparently, those very same people make phone services too. Just do everything with AI, and ship it without checking anything at all. Full steam ahead, never look back.

And they get paid the same amount as normal developers. And probably get paid to fix all the mistakes they make.



That doesn’t sound like an AI voice in that it used generative AI. It sounds like someone just fed the English into a Hispanic voice on a regular text to speech engine. I could be wrong though.

Or maybe somebody wrote an AI prompt that said “hey make this voice file sound Spanish”.



PLEASE PRESS UNO

Cue Chris Farley translating “el niño”

https://youtu.be/H0-pHnykC9s



Thanks for the link.


I couldn’t see anything there (but it sounds like some could) - anyone else has problems, try this one - it’s in the latter half: https://www.tiktok.com/@maya_maybee/video/7608347117161041183

Ah, man…… I know it’s a screwup and it’s just hilarious.



My friends got a funnier version of this. The local elementary school has a service that translates automated phone messages for parents into any language.

She’s bilingual, but her mother only speaks Russian and shes been teaching the kids Russian. So she gets each message, 2x, once in english, and once in Russian. But, whenever the system hits a loan word, or word that is the same in both languages, (superintendent was the word it hit when I was driving with her thw other day)

it gets derailed, and finishes in english with a really over the top Russian accent.

Not the same Russian voice mind you, it switched from a woman speeking fairly fast to a man speaking english slowly and angrily, with a Russian accent, like it was trained off of cold war movie ‘Soviets or something.

That’s so fucking weird! I wish we could hear a recording. That’s amazing.



This is hilarious, but in a I can’t believe how fucking absurd and stupid way.

They didn’t even bother QAing the pre recorded messages by listening once.

I feel terrible having done this to Picard…


Or some racist fucker was responsible for this.

It was almost definitely both.




Well…I laughed. I’ll just see myself to hell now.

“It was hilarious to us in the moment because it was so absurd,” she said Thursday. “But at the same time, it has real accessibility issues for people who call in every day and need to speak in a different language other than English.”

We are all going there together.


Oh I LOL’d my friend… I’ll fix you a chair next to mine in hell



The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem.

Something about “says it’s trying to fix the problem” is really funny to me 😭

Yeah, as if that kind of thing could be done by accident. Or maybe it can IDK.



Damn that is comically absurd

Before long, we wouldn’t need The Onion anymore with all this nonsense!

“para Espanol, oprima El Numero dos”

Beep

“Aye Chihuahua! You wanna tortilla? I got some tequila! Come on hombre! How you doin ehhh? Orale senior I think you gotta problem yeah?”

“¿…Que carajo es esta mierda?”



“Hey fool, we heard you like, want a license to drive and shit. Press uno if you only have one card left, hahahaha just kidding just kidding calm down. Press numero two if you want to drive. Press numero three if you’re a cabrón and have to reschedule a failed test, or press numero four if you like, wanna talk about your feeling or some shit. If you want to repeat these options press that hash homie, and thank you for calling the Washington state Department of Pendejos that get to decide that yours truly has to ride a fucking bike everywhere in the wet-ass rain. *whistles good bye”


My kids’ elementary school had the opposite sort of message, the principal saying, in a flat slightly southern US accent - si quieres Espanol oprima el numero dos, like such an accent I am not sure anyone who spoke only Spanish would know what she was saying.

See

Kee-yer-is

Ess pan ohl

Oh pree muh

Ell

Noo mur oh

Dowhs.

Many years ago when t-mobile first debuted their “visual voicemail” that did automated transcription, my dad brought me his phone and wanted to know what the hell has happened with one of his messages. It said something like “Parrot vegan spaniel primo wavy.” I showed him that he could still press a button to listen to the actual message, and it was from Walgreens; the computer had been trying to transcribe the Spanish voice saying “para diga en Espanol, oprima nueve.”


Was it Peggy Hill?



“trying to fix the problem”

Oh dear God that is frankly horrifying.

U.S.S. Ford is going to get sunk, isn’t it? “we’re trying to fix it” you motherfuckers


It’s nice to know that AI can still give us that good old human touch in the form of blatant racism.

Somebody go ahead and shoot me, please. I want off this mother loving ride.

So all aboard for the American tour
And maybe you’ll make it to the top
And mind how you go, and I can tell you, ‘cause I know
You may find it hard to get off

You may find it hard to get off

Thanks antidepressants :(





Always grimly funny when you can basically suss out the lazy-ass prompt: “Now do the same message, but Spanish.”


Cheech Marin, perhaps?


The Washington Department of Licensing said in a statement that it was trying to fix the Spanish option and figure out how it happened in the first place.

reading between the lines: they didn’t fucking test it at all before rolling it out.

“Your estimated wait time is less than ‘tres’ minutes,” the voice said.

yeah bro AGI is right around the corner bro I just need like 10 or 20 billion more dollars to buy more GPUs trust me bro it’s gonna be awesome

Nahh, this seems exactly like something that would happen from advanced text predictors, which is exactly what ALL of these LLM “AI” are. The instructions are in English, no doubt. Of course there is a strong association with English words despite, “in Mexican” surely being somewhere in the “instructions”.

This is just more ELIZA effect in action… Fucking braindead execs/etc failing to understand that it is literally just advanced text prediction that’s fed through a TTS “AI” driven system, that’s surely given just as tenuouse of a connection to Spanish as the text predictor…

(I know your comment seems aware of that fact given the AGI slamming, I just had to vent in a way that describes why it’s such bullshit)



This seems like a kind of obvious and innocent mistake, really. So, what you have is an English voice model and Spanish voice model. You can give an English voice model Spanish and you can give a Spanish voice model English. Now, obviously the person that gave the Spanish voice model English text thought that it would translate for them. They were stupid. I don’t think this was malicious.



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