Meta Patented AI That Takes Over Your Account When You Die, Keeps Posting Forever

Me: I miss you grandpa.
Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend!

gee, how difficult would it be to get the same AI to start creating posts that seem like us, but with slightly different political views?
How difficult would it be for FB to lock a bunch of loudmouths out of their accounts and generate posts on their behalf, steadily shifting to the right over time?

of course, “they would NEVER do that”.
Right.
Because all of the things that people said they would never do, they already have done, and continue to do.

Dump these tech bros and CEOs in the goddamn ocean. They are speed running the enshittification of all of human experience and reality

“Gee there sure is a lot of mental illness these days. "

Billionaires: “Hold my longevity slurry.”

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Seems suitable for the annual Festivus airing of grievances.

Pretty sure there’s prior art for this. Recently… like an episode of Black Mirror recently.

Not creepy at all!

keeps posting as long as the checks clear. also ewww.

Good. Now do the Same, but for the living and close their Accounts.